Friday, March 7, 2008

Move Over Mariah, Eco-Glitter Is Here

NEZZA NATURALS BODY GLITTER

I FOUND IT! For you! Eco-friendly body glitter, what you’ve been looking for all your sweet, not-quite-shiny-enough life! This stuff is made with amber scents and bits of real gold taken from sleeping leprechauns, in the far-off land of Canadia., where wearing body-glitter every day is actually required by law, to help fend off seasonal depression disorder. Science! And no animals got hurt making this glittery goodness, ‘cept maybe the leprechauns, whose feelings were hurt when they got all their gold stolen, and who probably don't like being called animals. Why am I still talking? More importantly, why are you still reading this? Go beglitter yourself!

www.nezzanaturals.com

1 comments:

The Oko Box said...

YAY !!!! I thought i had been de-glittered for life ! Awesome :)