Foot Cream For Jesus

DESERT ESSENCE PISTACHIO FOOT REPAIR

Remember that story about walking in the sand and then there was only one set of footprints and then it turned out that Jesus totally let you ride piggy back because you were too drunk/lazy/high to walk yourself? Remember that story? Well, maybe Jesus deserves a little thank you. Maybe you should slip him a little tube of this organic Pistachio Foot Repair Cream to sooth his tired feet. Or if that other set of prints was actually you walking in circles looking for your keys, maybe you could use this stuff yourself. It’s the pistachio-est.

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BTW- this company loves the earth more than Jesus loves his pistachio foot cream. They use the power of the wind to make their factories go.