GLACIAL BLUE TOOTH OILThese people have terrified me into writing about their product, with their little "Are you drinking poison?" catch phrase. Now, I don't approve of their intimidation techniques, but I also don't approve of drinking poison. Apparently almost all toothpaste, except theirs, is bad bad bad- for you and for the fish who live in your drains. Is nothing I do good enough? All the horrid-tasting natural toothpastes I've been using to my dentist's chagrin, even they still contain chalk and abrasives that are mean to your teeth and make fun of them behind their backs. But Glacial Blue Tooth Oil would never do that! Glacial Blue Tooth Oil is your friend! For reals! It kills toxins that cause sore throats, ear aches, heartburn, stupidity, and dandruff. It is a miracle potion, and it is all natural and eco-friendly, and possibly made by a cult. But still.
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1 comments:
lol - i think this post scared me about my toothpaste. Intimidation must work! What's up, I didn't know that chaulk in my tom's of maine was making my teeth laugh at me.
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