Get Rid-itol Of Cellulite

REVITOL CELLULITE SOLUTION

Nobody likes cellulite, except for the plastic surgeons, and we don't really care about them now, do we? No. We care about you and your butt. So let's take care of that "more to love" crap that is actually more to hate. We want you to appreciate the texture of an orange without it bringing up painful thougths of your thighs. This all-natural ceam from Revitol might just do the trick. It contains caffeine which is natural, delicious and supposedly helps lessen the look of cellulite. Yay!


www.revitol.com

Look At That Car Go

CARGO LIPSTICKS

Cargo has a line of lipsticks called "PlantLove" designed by actresses who care (cough), totally, about the planet and stuff. They’ve made natural lipsticks that come in boxes made with seed paper so when you litter on your way from Sephora to your car, you might inadvertently be starting something even more beautiful than your be-lispticked face. And the tubes are made form corn plastic, which is fantastic, and pretty advanced for a brand just starting to turn green.

car-go green:

www.cargocosmetics.com

Foot Cream For Jesus

DESERT ESSENCE PISTACHIO FOOT REPAIR

Remember that story about walking in the sand and then there was only one set of footprints and then it turned out that Jesus totally let you ride piggy back because you were too drunk/lazy/high to walk yourself? Remember that story? Well, maybe Jesus deserves a little thank you. Maybe you should slip him a little tube of this organic Pistachio Foot Repair Cream to sooth his tired feet. Or if that other set of prints was actually you walking in circles looking for your keys, maybe you could use this stuff yourself. It’s the pistachio-est.

www.desertessence.com

take a walk:

www.greenfeet.com

www.veganstore.com

www.vitapal.com

www.vitamindeal.com


BTW- this company loves the earth more than Jesus loves his pistachio foot cream. They use the power of the wind to make their factories go.

Giovanni, Full Of Moussefulness

GIOVANNI HAIR MOUSSE

Giovanni makes this all natural, non-animal tested hair mousse that runs on pure air power- not aerosol which is bad. Bad bad bad. It’s funny to think back to when we first figured out what aerosol was doing to are adorable little ozone layer- who knew that there would so much more bad stuff caused by so many of the things we take for granted? Like sending mail… wasting gas for the planes/trains/automobiles it takes to deliver this quaint method of communication. Well, but I digress. The point is, this mousse is made with organic and renewable natural ingredients, and uses good old-fashion air to fluff itself up into usefulness. So go fix your hair- it really looks pretty crazy right now and could use some help.

www.giovannicosmetics.com

make yourself mousseful:

www.veganessentials.com

www.vitamindeal.com

www.mothernature.com

www.kokogm.com

That's Very High-handed Of You

MERRY HEMPSTERS LOTION

Apparently Merry Hempsters offers “the finest vegan hemp lotion” out there, which implies there are lots of lesser vegan hemp lotions competing with them, and sorely losing. I can believe it though- people use hemp for everything these days. Why, my ex-boyfriend even used it to "feel good" and not take responsibility for our relationship! So versatile... but seriously, it is such a great little plant. We get paper and cloth and "medicine" and now lotion, all from this one little leafy friend. Amazing.

www.merryhempsters.com

get some hemp on your hands:

www.veganessentials.com

www.goodhumans.com

www.globalhempstore.com

www.bodyofgrace.com

Move Over Mariah, Eco-Glitter Is Here

NEZZA NATURALS BODY GLITTER

I FOUND IT! For you! Eco-friendly body glitter, what you’ve been looking for all your sweet, not-quite-shiny-enough life! This stuff is made with amber scents and bits of real gold taken from sleeping leprechauns, in the far-off land of Canadia., where wearing body-glitter every day is actually required by law, to help fend off seasonal depression disorder. Science! And no animals got hurt making this glittery goodness, ‘cept maybe the leprechauns, whose feelings were hurt when they got all their gold stolen, and who probably don't like being called animals. Why am I still talking? More importantly, why are you still reading this? Go beglitter yourself!

www.nezzanaturals.com

Oh, Boo-Hoo

ECOGUARD BANDAGES

Who says personal bodily injuries don't care about the environment? Well, they certainly care if their open wounds-ness is exposed to stuff that's even worse than the germs and stuff the bandages are supposed to protect us from, things like toxic plastics and chemicals. These EcoGuard bandages from All Terrain are latex-free and recyclable, which is kinda gross. And they're vegan! Which is also kinda gross. But more importnantly, the are eco-friendly, so they don't hurt the environment while trying to help you not to hurt. Yay!

www.allterrainco.com

lick your wounds:

www.herbspro.com

www.vitanetonline.com

www.veganstore.com

www.enaturallife.com